Condor Flake and the Holy Grail

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  1. RTOdhner

    RTOdhner Well-Known Member

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    Life just don't get no better: a bowl of Condor and Monty Python's Holy Grail. They just used the holy hand grenade to blow up the killer rabbit.... wait, just got a Michelob - now it's perfect.
     
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  2. Jay

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    braggart!
     
  3. RTOdhner

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    Well, it's over now - but it was great while it lasted.
     
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    Piss off.........*Looking down hands in pockets, kicks can and walks away*.......

    :p
     
  5. Ol Brokedik

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    It's just a flesh wound.
     
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  6. HCraven

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    ...now come over here and fight like a man! I'll bite your kneecaps off!
     
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  7. RTOdhner

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    A classic, a true classic.
     
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    Holy grail was the first I heard of python. Co incidentally about the time this thread was started I was watching He's Not The Messiah (he's a very naughty boy) on DVD
     
  9. RTOdhner

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    Their bit about the "Ministry of Silly Walks" was/is one of the funniest damn skits I've ever seen, and it really is a valid indictment of all that is wrong with our beloved federal gov'ment.
     
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    Monty Python...oooh yeah! Quest of the Holy Grail, Meaning of Life, Life of Brian...all classic Brit comedy. Loved the "Every sperm is sacred" in Meaning of Life....don't care who you are....that's funny!
     
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    I DVR'd this, used to have it on DVD but it "disappeared". Life of Bryan is probably my favorite MP movie, though...the bit where all the guys are hanging on a cross & singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" has me in tears every time I see it.
     
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    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
     
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    Was this thread supposed to be about Condor Flake? :cfsd::msty:
     
  15. RTOdhner

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    Alter Ego #1: No, it was supposed to be about Spam
    Alter Ego #2: But, I don't like Spam
    Alter Ego #3: I've got this Albatros around my neck, and it's for sale - this thread is about this bloody Albatros.
    #1: But that looks like a swallow.
    #2: African or Eurpoean?
    #3: It's a bleedin' Albatros!
    #2: Or maybe this parakeet, He's for sale.
    #3: But he's bleedin' dead. That there is a dead parakeet.
    #2: No he's not dead, he's just sleeping very soundly.
    #1: But I'm not dead yet.
    #2: You're not foolin' anybody, you're dead.
    #1: But I'm feeling much better.
    #2: No, you're definitely dead.
    #1: But I'm not dead. I want the #4 - Spam, Spam, and Spam, with a side of Spam....
    #3: Would you like a crunchy frog candy to go with that?
    #1: But you don't even remove the bones!
    #2: Well, then they wouldn't be crunchy would they?
    #3: And now for something completely different....

    BARBER:
    I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

    MOUNTIES:
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    BARBER:
    I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
    And have buttered scones for tea.

    MOUNTIES:
    He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
    He goes to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
    And has buttered scones for tea.
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    BARBER:
    I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.

    MOUNTIES:
    He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women's clothing
    And hangs around in bars?!
    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    BARBER:
    I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie,
    Just like my dear Papa.
     
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    I fart in your general direction!

    Oh, wait... that may be the Condor...
     
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    You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms...
     
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