I look at a lot of pipes on Ebay. I can make this a pretty fast process because I know what I like. When I see a pipe I fancy, it jumps off the page at me. The same thing happens when I see a pipe I think is, f**king ugly. That makes me wonder what that 'artist' was thinking when he made it. Those pipes usually don't sell and are relisted on the site bunches of times. It must be damaging for an 'artist' to make a pipe that isn't wanted. Q. Do you have a fugly pipe?