Does this seem strange?

Discussion in 'The Smoking Lounge' started by Marker, Jun 11, 2012.

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  1. Marker

    Marker Active Member

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    Last night my family was all asleep and I still was going to be up a while. Took out the laptop and went into the garage since I do not smoke in the house. Set up a little table with my laptop with Fellowship of the Ring (extended cut) and got out some 2008 Red Ribbon that Spillproof sent me. Sat in my driveway with it pitch black outside watching LotR smoking a pipe. Felt a bit strange but relaxing at the same time.

    Expected reults: I really, really want a churchwarden now.

    Unexpected results: I now have acne and got my virginity back.
     
  2. Beefcube

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    Yes.
    How many "action-figures" do you own ?
     
  3. OldSchool

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    I can just see the new warning labels on Red Ribbon now:
    "This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause acne, virginity, and other reproductive harm."
     
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  4. Marker

    Marker Active Member

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    Just one, but she hates being called that. She prefers wife.
     
  5. splitter

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    Sounds like a good time...
     
  6. smokinjoe

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    I got a blow up. action figure, her name is "patches":)
    could not resist. sorry;)
     
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    I don't care who you are....that's funny!!! Great come-back Marker!!!
     
  8. Old Ted

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    A few days ago I watched an episode of 'The return of Sherlock Holmes', and got a sudden desire for a deerstalker hat, and silver handled walking stick......but the wife, daughter, and grandkids were unanimous in that I would look an even bigger pratt than I do now - when smoking my large bent Peterson!:(
    OT
     
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