1. I like to complain. 2. I have made some truly horrible tobacco/pipe choices and wish i would have been forewarned (actually i probably was im just not good at listening.). Its good to let people know that tho the majority might like something there are those who dont. 3. Complaining is fun and when done correctly can be a rewarding and creative pursuit that not only enriches your life but also the lives of others. 4. Im an old guy. I have a right to complain by sheer dint of living this long 5. I whinge therefore I am.