so there was this package in my mailbox today and it was all in french and stuff. i didnt remember ordering anything from france, but apparently it was from canada (i guess they finally lost the war with the quebecois). the thing was like fort freaking knox. it took me five minutes and a sharp knife to dismantle the box, then there were those cool spun-corn-starch peanuts (the ones that melt if you get em wet and taste like non-cheesy cheetos). then to top it all off there's this awesome freaking pipe in the box! it says TBS Bannard. its a HUGE and gorgeous bent billy, sandblasted with a dark stain, hallmarked silver band and faux amber acrylic stem. its a real beauty and i wish i could take a picture but my camera is dead (permanently, thanks dad). so while you're all busy imagining it, i just want to say THANK YOU SQUATCH! AWESOMe PIPE PS please post pics if you got em.