The Smoking Lamp is Lit Throughout the Ship!

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  1. RTOdhner

    RTOdhner Well-Known Member

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    I came home from work today to find two packages in the mail. One had three tins of OGS and two tins of Presby. The other had two tins of Erinmore, a tin of Irish Oak (for St. Paddy's Day), and a couple of cobs and extra bits I picked up for a fellow PSF member who lives in Ireland. I love hauls like this, and my cellar continues to grow.

    I'm gonna banish that horrid Sutliff Golden Age to the dungeon, sanitize the jar that held it with a flame thrower, and set out some Presby. The smoking lamp is lit!
     
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  2. Brian Damage

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    How much golden age do you have?
     
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    That is a nice haul! Enjoy RTO!
     
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    Practically an entire tin.
     
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    It's been about two years, I guess, since I last smoked Presbyterian mixture. Still a wonderful blend, and I'm gonna have to cellar a few more tins.
     
  6. Brian Damage

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    Would you like to get rid of it? Trade maybe?
     
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    RTO, you're becoming a tobacco magnate when it comes to cellaring! :byg:
     
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  8. RTOdhner

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    I'm gonna star in my own TV reality series - Cellar Rats. I'll be a tinfoil hat wearing pipe smoker who rambles incoherently about black helicopters and government plots to seize pipes and tobacco stockpiles.
     
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    Sounds a heck of a lot better than most of the stuff on TV now.
     
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    Yes, Presby is good stuff. I smoke it a lot for a while then get bored with it. A month or two later it is wonderful again.
     
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    Nice haul.
     
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    Had my first bowl of Irish Oak just the other day. Really enjoyed it. Kudos!
     
  13. dmkerr

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    I like it! You should wear military clothing and be heavily armed. Bullets in one belt and pipes in another and sputter "when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers" a lot. :D
     
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    WOW, I was laughing so hard at this... I cant wait for the show :snork:
     
  15. RTOdhner

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    Scene: A run-down residence constructed from old cargo shipping containers (the big ones they load up on cargo ships). Against a far wall can be seen a singing catfish wall plaque, a pyramid of empty beer cans. and a Jack Daniels mirror. Another wall has a velvet painting of Elvis. Sitting at the table is yours truly, dressed in my finest "go to meeting" attire: hiking boots, cammo fatigue pants, belt with Lone Star Beer belt buckle, suspenders, a sleeveless black Lynrd Skynrd tee-shirt (three sizes too small for my beer but), and a cammo ball cap that proclaims something about God, guns, and guts. An enormous and well provisioned gun cabinet is to my right, and I have a Wilson Combat 1911 strapped to my hip. The cellar can also be seen: A 50 x 10 foot cabinet bursting with (fill in your favorite) pipe tobacco.

    Dialog:

    "Yezzir, the Zionist Occupation Government, or ZOG as we in 'the know' call him, infiltrated a mooslam sleeper agent into Hawaii, got him elected so he can allow a ex-per-dishon force comprised of UN and Wersaw Peck forces to launch a secret military operashun from a secret base in the Sonorum desert. They will then enforce a UN protocol, the Camp Koolaid A-Kord, that prohibits civilians from having pipes and tobacker, and they will send death squads door-to-door to seize all the pipes and tobacker.... meanwhile they will launch air-bern Paladin spoors to cause all the tobacker fields to die off (this will co-inside with sum soler flers that will disrup all co-mu-ni-kay-shun grids)."

    Those of us what is smart have pre-visioned this, and weez buildin' us a pipe and tobacker stockpile. The tobacker starved hordes will roam about tryin' to take other folks tobacker. So me, my wife Sarah-Sue, two daughters (Eve and Petunia-Jo), four boys (Cooter, Skeeter, Jasper, De-Wayne, Bubba, and Bart), and the four-year old twins (Nancy and Nigel) train reglar on the gunz."
     
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    :xd::haha::rofl: Laughing so hard I need a :dkn:and a :bing: now . Thank you
     
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    I would watch that just for The laughs.
     
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    Also have a M1 Garand set up on the desk in front of you. Use loaded clips to prop up a row of pipes. Then finger flick an empty clip to get the "boinggg" to emphasize a point.
     
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  19. dmkerr

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    Beautiful! :laff:
     
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    :xd:
     
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