Silly man! I said Lavatory Faucet which is the sink faucet here in the states, besides I've seen worse, a 4 holer inside a garage at a house we once looked at.Besides there are better options! My first foray into the pipe came in 1966, I was a sophomore in HS and I loaded a cigar into a MM Cob and sliced it off even with a knife, it wasn't bad. My first foray into pipe tobacco came from the wonderful room note from the pipe of my HS English teacher, he smoked Cherry Blend. Well all I can say is I quickly found out what tongue bite was even not knowing the term, kept me away from the pipe for 3 more years. So with great trepidation I loaded the original MM Diplomat, with the Wellington Forever Stem, with Boswell's Cherry Smash and it was just fine both in taste and how it smokes.