Discussion in 'The Smoking Lounge' started by jpberg, May 1, 2013.
I'd always heard Nashville had a problem.
Quit cracking jokes at my expense.
I knew that'd get the puns fired up.
Okay. We'll do them f0r free!
Thanks to Ruffinogold, I'm smoking Three Star Green in a 1983 Ben Wade Duo 65 Smooth Poker. Nice stuff. A bottle of Mountain Dew made with cane sugar. And now back to work.
I would never fight a man wearing a fuchsia cardigan. Ever. He probably has mad skills. Like tearing off a button in the blink of an eye, and throwing it through your skull. He gets big respect points for wearing it.
Whew, made a 2 state mad dash to the EENT where I will need to return in 6 weeks so he can inject steroids into my head through my ear.
Me: You want to inject steroids into my head through my right ear?
EENT Dr.: Yes, it helps and most find it tolerable.
Me: You're telling me this is common and your patients find it tolerable?
EENT Dr.: Oh yes, very much so, in fact the only patients I have that squirm a bit is when we run an entire ocean through their ears.
I was going to ask for a second opinion but got the hell out of Dodge as fast as my wife made the appointment.
Made the 2 state mad dash back and stopped at the Mexican Restaurant where I had a Barbacoa Plate and a Grilled Shrimp Tostada washed down with a Diet Coke and the Mrs had Plantas fredos with Frijoles Negros and a Fish Taco washed down with water, then I grabbed 2 Sopapilla's to go for dessert. Got home and fired up the MM Diplomat with Bull Run, thanks rekamepip, and brought Levi out then came in to catch up here.
A mix of Nightcap, 1792, Irish Flake, and Chocolate Flake... because I do what I want.
Last time I asked for a second opinion, I got "and your ugly too!" Insert rimshot here.
Kendal Cream Flake in a Jirsa Rhodesian heavily ghosted with Condor.
Borkum Riff Vanilla.
Oh, for god's sake quit being such a damned individualist! And hold still! I can't fit you for your beige jumpsuit properly if ya keep squirming like that!
Glad to oblige.
And I failed to compliment you on the pallet you used to craft your 'puter desk from. Are you an oak or pine man? And I hope to god you ride. You have lots of fine drinking establishments your way where the women wear only the smoke from their camels. I may have to make a putt out your way!
Did you find a hole in that Everclear bottle again?
PS: Computer "desk" is actually a crappy old coffee table.
Tell me about crappy old coffee tables. If you even blink twice someone is hauling off the cable spool you were deciding what color to stain and lacquer it. Hard times, I tell ya.
YES...you and I both know all Everclear bottles share the same congenital defect to this day!
Between getting a pizza on the stone and trying to drink beer I'm having a hard time getting any smoking done. Had a bowl of Rum flake in the RockCob earlier and now I'm smoking 1792 in a cob (yes BV, Cob in a cob ) After dinner I'll probably smoke a 50/50 of KK and 1792.
Back home from country drive
if i was in the UK i probably would have passed thru 3 actual countries instead of 3 counties here,
enjoyed smoking two pipes that resemble corn during the ride
stopped by drive thru smoke/beer hut and ordered me up a 6 pack of Mickeys and a pouch of bugler cigarette tobacco
what the heck
its 94 degrees outside
finally i get weather i like !
The man knows his pipes AND his pizzas! Style points!
Keep practicing, you'll get better.
Smoking Black Lung in a DGE Chunky Elegancy.