Discussion in 'The Smoking Lounge' started by County Mountie, Jan 5, 2014.
Yo dawg....I'm gonna go to the farm and smoke some b*****s.
I smoked those fools....
Johnny Dingo, you are not allowed to respond to this thread.
The other farm hands would always mock the jolly green giant whenever his back was turned.
"Damn. These things always look so small on the website."
I came up with something but it would get me banned and I'd deserve it
But , my second choice is ..
" Wow , Lakelands really do taste like chics "
"Inspired by the vineyards of Indiana, Edward turned to his sisters for assistance with a new packing technique."
oh, so this is what its like smoking Virginias,..
( the women are all named Virginia)
"Huh, that's strange. The other boys said it would smell like the ocean."
If that's what he does to women, I dread to think what he does to tobacco!
"Whoa man, I think you handed me the wrong bag...."
It's people! Soylent Green is people! Their making our tobacco out of people!
"...just another day on the Wickerman Plantation..."
"Friends and family knew he needed to be hospitalized for PAD the day Jethro attempted to smoke the Missouri Meerschaum float in the annual Christmas Parade."
"Had to smoke them all at once, they're so hard to get into cellaring jars anymore".
"Thought I liked 3 Nuns until I tried 6 Fillies"
Is your poker big enough for our gl@ryh@le Poker?
"Put that in your pipe and smoke it"