The evil powers of the twin tricksters PAD and TAD now appear to own most of my soul. They use evil little voices to whisper in my ears. The little PAD demon whispers "Order that pair of MM Washingtons. You need a set of traveling pipes. Get the mixed pair - you know you need one bent and one straight... after all, you'll need two so you can rotate them on that up-coming vacation to Corpus Christi." The little TAD demon whispers "Don't just stop with the Peterson University Flake - grow some stones and also order the Irish Flake. Just think of all that flakey goodness.. C'mon, you know you want to... just do it. DO IT!" And I, being powerless in the face of such a combined onslaught, cave into the temptation and order that pair of Washingtons and the tins of Peterson flake tobies. Do they offer therapy for this sort of weakness? Am I in need of an intervention?