Discussion in 'The Smoking Lounge' started by RTOdhner, Dec 29, 2012.
What?!? No Twinkies!!!! Beer and Twinkies.....survival food!
He auctioned his stash off on eBay for more beer and baccy money.
Don't leave us RTO, Stay on the dark side man !!!
500 metric azz tons of freeze-dried Mung Beans, 1000 cans of Spam, fifty 12-packs of Bud Light
Aromatics, or are other sources of fuel to heat with scarce where you are?
"how to survive the zombie apocalypse in Hawaii"....lol
I'm down to 3 pipes on the PAD list, but have about 26 lbs to go on the TAD....
I'm thinking fifty 12-packs isn't nearly enough...
grow yer own hops.........just stock up on cheep beer bottles brewer's yeast & sugar, LOL!!! nobody would suspect you had booze cuz you'd never be throwing away bottles. no jingly trash bags
It's the Twinkies that convinced me that the end is nigh. Hostess went belly up, and Twinkies are no more - surely the final of the seven signs!
Next you're gonna tell me that my three melons are not enough either, aintcha.
I would tend to agree with what you said, but ten I realized how badly I need a Dunhill and a Ferndown. Which reminded me of how badly I need another BST. And four more Randy Wiley's. And several more pounds of tobacco.
Geezus, what was this thread about again....
Hoarding toilet paper while holding off meat zombies who are satisfied with my SWR and planning to snipe the estate Dunhill that you've been bidding on... or something. I can't remember for sure, cuz I've started dipping into a second 12-pack and I've been hitting the Pete Irish Flake pretty hard.