In honor of ccwco's thread on pipe smoking grievances (and the airing thereof) I thought it prudent to make a pipe smoking feats of strength thread (it is nearing Festivus after all). So what are some of your ultimate feats of pipe smoking strength? Smoking an entire tub of M79? In one sitting? In a pipe ghosted with Lakeland sauce (for those of you who do not like it)? Let's hear 'em!