I will be straight forward with this, I have no clue how I took this as a compliment. But I did! Monday night my parents peeled me off the apartment bathroom floor. My body was locking up from a potassium and water deficiency. It was putting me into cardiac arrest. On top of that I have had mono for a while too, long story short, they told me if I waited another day I would have died. So I went to the hospital and such, stayed there got my pills and relaxed for a few days. (Could not afford that but could care less.) My friends stopped by to check on me and I decided it was time to light up. I fired up some Vanilla Cavendish (something light on the stomach) in my Meerschaum. At this point one of my friends looks over and calls me 'prison worthy bad-ass'. Something about my five day beard and lighting up a pipe after that incident. What a week!