Yepp - exactly what I was thinking...or maybe I just wanna see the students faces when I stroll around campus with a neon-pipe?! Calabash? OMG! My dream! Of course it has to be one with Meerschaum insert made of 100% solid Block Meerschaum! But beware! My supplier sells those for $150 - $200 (excl. VAT). Probably (meaning very likely) they are much cheaper at your 'House of Calabash'. Good luck!