She sent me a link to this beast on Etsy yesterday, and seemed genuinely excited about it. I don't know what to make of it, but it looks like a pretty cruel mistress. I was going to post the listing, but I wasn't sure of the etiquette as far as posting links to various sites on this thread. Mind you, I'm not the seller, but if anyone's interested in looking at the rest of the listing, you can search "Bizarre German stag pipe" on Etsy and it oughta come up. And ya know, I always tell new smokers not to feel self-conscious about smoking their pipes in public, but after looking at this thing, I'm not sure I could do it.