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newsquatch!!! ACK!!!

Discussion in 'Pipes' started by dubhdarra, Sep 21, 2010.

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  1. dubhdarra

    dubhdarra Active Member

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    so there was this package in my mailbox today and it was all in french and stuff. i didnt remember ordering anything from france, but apparently it was from canada (i guess they finally lost the war with the quebecois). the thing was like fort freaking knox. it took me five minutes and a sharp knife to dismantle the box, then there were those cool spun-corn-starch peanuts (the ones that melt if you get em wet and taste like non-cheesy cheetos). then to top it all off there's this awesome freaking pipe in the box! it says TBS Bannard. its a HUGE and gorgeous bent billy, sandblasted with a dark stain, hallmarked silver band and faux amber acrylic stem. its a real beauty and i wish i could take a picture but my camera is dead (permanently, thanks dad).

    so while you're all busy imagining it, i just want to say THANK YOU SQUATCH! AWESOMe PIPE

    PS please post pics if you got em.
     


  2. Falconeer

    Falconeer Active Member

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    Hi,

    Yup he packs securely! Mind you it's always a nice moment when you finally break into the box and lay your hands on the pipe. Even better when you find it smokes well from the off, but wait til it goes mellow - that's special.

    Enjoy for many years and post pix as soon as you can!

    Gerry
     
  3. pottsy

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    OK, I know you aren't a total interwebz newb. Pics or it didn't happen.:geek:
     
  4. AndyLowry

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    He who has the pipe must post the pictures. This is the Law of Nature and the Way of Heaven.

    --Liu Tzu
     
  5. Sasquatch

    Sasquatch Well-Known Member

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    Squatch-Tzu may or may not have any pictures of that pipe.

    But it is damn nice, Liam's right. :roflmao:
     
  6. woody

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    You've been Squactched!
     
  7. Sasquatch

    Sasquatch Well-Known Member

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    I was just about squatched on that pipe - that was the 3rd stummel. 1st was pitty and blasted just terrible, 2nd one never made it past rough shaping for some big open sores, but the third was delicious.

    PS Liam it's BST = Briar, Sweat and Tears.
     
  8. Snake

    Snake permanent ankle biter

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    Congrats, Liam! I have a
    vivid imagination, so no
    need to rush out and buy
    a camera just yet. ;)
    Can't believe Sas didn't
    snap any photos...

    dp
     
  9. user0003

    user0003 Well-Known Member

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    Meh.....from the pics it looks rather like....um.....like nothing special..... ;)
     
  10. Puff The Magic

    Puff The Magic Active Member

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    Not to ragg anybodiez asss or anything but but "no picz, it didn't happen"

    Just sayin'

    :velho:
    Ed Puff!
    cogito ergo puff
     
  11. woody

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    I really want to see a pic. Hell, I'd settle for a drawing right now.
     
  12. dubhdarra

    dubhdarra Active Member

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    done!
     
  13. dubhdarra

    dubhdarra Active Member

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    oh, and it smokes like way good. 5 bowls of ogs back to back and zero gurgle.
     
  14. Jay

    Jay Active Member

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    That sounds like the pipe I want from Sas. Must send pics to verify!!!

    J
     
  15. woody

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    That's what I'm talking about. We done kneed no steenking camers!
     
  16. chambers11283

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    :0laugh: :roflmao:
     
  17. SSGpiper

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    I think I notice a fill in that picture, the grain is real bizarre and the stem is sub par...if sas made it, you need a new camera artist. :startle:

    Did I say great pipe?
     
  18. ChrisD

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    Really wish I could see this one, it sounds Awesome !
     
  19. Snake

    Snake permanent ankle biter

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    Dub, I like the way the grid
    accentuates the grain! Make
    sure that lone piece of ribbon
    flake on the stem makes it in
    the bowl. :0laugh:

    Does the cell have a lens?

    dp
     
  20. dubhdarra

    dubhdarra Active Member

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    the picture isn't as unabashedly awesome as my drawing, and it still doesnt do the pipe justice, but all you art critics won't rest til i post it. here ya go.

    sorry about the lack of focus and darkness, flash and some other things still not working properly
     
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