Picture of You Smoking a Pipe

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Kiowapipe

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Why yes, yes we do. I think it's because we've got about nine more inches than guitar players. ;)
I literally spent about twenty minutes trying to think of a clever retort. I got nothing. I kept trying to think of a whammy bar joke, but it always broke the metaphor and conjured images of some bizarre auxiliary appendage. :confused:
Now my Strat is reminding me of a mutant wang. Thanks, Herb.
Maybe I'll just stick to the Danelectro (4-string) for tonight ;)
 

Snake

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It's not my lady, but my lady's BFF. I always smoke aro's for her when she is around and she wanted to see what it tastes like.
She liked it!
i shoulda took a video of her puffing it. It was cute.
(Snake will be proud since I got that pipe from him in 1 our pipe swaps)
I don't photograpgh well, but I think we both looked pretty good in this pic.
Thanks T-Bear!
I'm proud because BOTH pipes used to be mine. :th1:
 

TedVig

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Can I just say, I was looking on Bing under image search for a pic to use as an avatar... I typed in "old man smoking a pipe" and clicked image without the safe search. I was pretty surprised what came up. Not that there's anything wrong with that- not judging anyone. I was just startled for a sec. I guess I've always heard about the pipe/ cigar smoking bear thing- just glad I wasn't sitting in a coffee shop.
 
Can I just say, I was looking on Bing under image search for a pic to use as an avatar... I typed in "old man smoking a pipe" and clicked image without the safe search. I was pretty surprised what came up.
Image searches are the biggest porn sites on the web. Even 'safe-search' doesn't catch everything. There was a contest on a tech site once trying to see which most innocuous sounding search would produce porn as the first result. I can't remember the winner, but it was something like 'new toaster' or 'eyebrow'. :shead:
 

TedVig

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Image searches are the biggest porn sites on the web. Even 'safe-search' doesn't catch everything. There was a contest on a tech site once trying to see which most innocuous sounding search would produce porn as the first result. I can't remember the winner, but it was something like 'new toaster' or 'eyebrow'. :shead:
I'm a big boy. Guess I shouldn't be that surprised. I sure didn't mean to offend any of my fellow pipers. New toaster huh? That's pretty funny.
 

user2428

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James Harr said:
Image searches are the biggest porn sites on the web. Even 'safe-search' doesn't catch everything. There was a contest on a tech site once trying to see which most innocuous sounding search would produce porn as the first result. I can't remember the winner, but it was something like 'new toaster' or 'eyebrow'. :shead:
Just might want to be careful here using the p word...it draws those same searchers here if we don't confusticate the machine...just FYI! Rearrange the letters brothas!
 

t-bear

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My neighbor was helping his 8 Y/O daughter with a civics project...typed in something like "WhiteHouse.com and ended up on a very explicit p**n site. Try explaining that to an 8 year old!
 

user2428

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My wife went on line to find bedroom furniture and used a search engine. She was flabbergasted at what turned up.:startl:
Was she looking for one nightstand!?!?!

all in good humor gents...

edit* - I should have said "I can see how dangerous that would be if you were doing a search for one nightstand."

I apologize.
 
My wife went on line to find bedroom furniture and used a search engine. She was flabbergasted at what turned up.:startl:

Even worse is myself and my 8 year old daughter was looking on the web for pet shop toys, bad idea. Lucky me I cought the naughtiness before she did, people are stupid, taging those pictures with child oriented keywords. I'd love to knock the suckers block off!:bangin:
 

TxPipesmoker

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I have no idea how you guys are comming up with these things in your searches for littlest pet shop and furniture. The only wayward thing I get, is a pop up for some nasty web cam action when I click on a certain memember of the forums photos that direct me to his photo account.
 
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