My father in law, out of the blue, emailed me and asked him to pick out a pipe. He smokes cigarettes and is trying to quit (already recommended CH to him....so there ya go DGE). He wants a pipe with these parameters..... 1. Black 2. Rugged 3. Billiard or very similar shape 4. Short (I recommended http://www.cupojoes.com/cgi-bin/spgm?dpt=W&srch=DW&item=vikclb16 ) and he said it was too long. 5. Under $50. 6. Not a cob (I know, I know....he just thinks they're cheap). 7. Straight Any ideas?