"Well ya shee oshifer, I was lighten my Corn Dog wiff my Profane Tersh and it caught fire. So I dunked it in this here pisher of green beer....er...koolaide, yep thash right...koolaide. An it came out looken like thish!" Happy St. Patricks Day, all! Had started this one some time back, but got pushed to the back burner. So while another one is drying between steps, thought I'd finish the Corn Dog up.