Discussion in 'Cigars' started by Mister Moo, Jul 22, 2011.
Dumpy level! The chains and links I have to transverse in this place and now I have a subtense bar, I'm going to bed.
Oh, and usually I like to face-left and then face-right, I think it helps me get a better angle.
I've reached a new low. I'm making surveying jokes, AND, they made me laugh... Albert, is there help?
What do dwaugh and sloth have in common?
San Lotano Connecticut - Mild and nice.
Cant help you there, even surveyors don't make survey jokes. We are well aware of how dry the subject matter is. We surveyors specialize in sarcastically degrading our fellow surveyors with all sorts of friendly verbal abuse.
Stogie in the truest sense of the word
Had this last night while reading. Always enjoy these.
Most surveyors jokes don't have a tripod leg to stand on.
La Riqueza No.4
You have proven my point perfectly. your joke made me nauseous.
It's OK Albert, I'm sure he didn't mean any adverse possession
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet about the ground. You are between 42 and 44 degrees north latitude and between 83 and 85 degrees west longitude."
"You must be a surveyor," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man, "but how did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below responded, "You must be an engineer."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are exactly in the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
EDIT: Both men were smoking cigars. One a Fuente and the other a Punch.
wasnt this thread about stogies or something..... Huh MODERATOR ?
now thats a good one.....
Sorry, your right; I lost my bearings
Don Tomas Cameroon Collection Double Corona, courtesy of Rekamepip.
And I'm guessing this one has some serious age on it.